FU-Acts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
(Hardly seems worth it..and who really did this...Matano,noisy bastard,this one is for ur info..)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!Mitch,hebu start putting your gas in some container..)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!..and who was the specimen in this one..)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy...veeerrrry creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work..or may be ur neighbor's kid)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate(fcuk in normal language) while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?30 friggin minutes..30???for real!!!??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?..a fellow catfish?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity...yeahh)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know...geez,now am so learned..WTF!)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......guys,unfair shit here..)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous..azin you use both hands, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Still want 2 b the pig..and wea does elephant jump to..)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?..and who have ever seen a cat urinate..)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that..Sanitta and Mbugi am not naming names..)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too...it will get personal if iName names)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer..good for them,wanksters!!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?..and how exactly did someone know dolphins have sex for pleasure?)